Recipe for an Irish Experience:
2 dumb Americans
Lots of warm, friendly Irish People
Several sight-seeing tours, sprinkled with a few dozen Castles
The narrowest roads you can find
More rain than you need
A dose of homesickness
Skype
Instant Messenger
Several thousand Frequent Flyer miles
A tenative, 2 year assignment
Green for garnish
Take 2 dumb Americans and put them right into the heart of the Republic of Ireland. Mix them well with lots of warm, friendly Irish people, even though they can’t understand a word they are saying. Drive them on the “wrong side” down narrow roads with one-way “humpy bridges” on several sight-seeing tours. Be sure to sprinkle in the few dozen Castles, until seeing castles on the side of the road becomes routine. Do all of this in the wind, rain and freezing cold. Toss in a dose of homesickness and cure it with Skype, Instant Messaging and lots of frequent flyer miles. Be sure to take out of the oven before the 2 year assignment is up. Garnish with so much green you’ll have to wear sunglasses. Smile as you ingest, because it will be one of the greatest experiences of your life!
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